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At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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