This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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