"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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