: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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