but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
