Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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