why didn't you poke me back
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
should my penis look like a turkey
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
