How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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