I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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