i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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