You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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