I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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