I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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