why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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