I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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