You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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