I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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