When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
