So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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