did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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