kristin has been a bad kristin
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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