i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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