So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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