at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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