do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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