YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You dont lie about slip and slides
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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