Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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