well you can't waste a boner
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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