scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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