Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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