it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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