it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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