Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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