she woke up with a sticky ear
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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