We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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