Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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