Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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