The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
