That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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