Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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