I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You pole danced in your parka.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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