Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Help. Why am I so naked?
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