All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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