You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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