guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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