If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Actions speak louder than pants.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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