She is in my trunk
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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