I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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