how can u be prego again
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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