I'd wear matching sweaters with you
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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