We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
