i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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