Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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